Rubyfruit Jungle

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

christmas songs for the mentally disturbed...

narissistic: hark the herald angels sing about me...


manic
: deck the halls and wall and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and...

schizophrenic: do you hear what i hear??

paranoid: santa claus is coming to get me...

passive-aggressive personality: on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me (and then took it all away)

personality disorder: you better watch out im gonna cry, im gonna pout, im not telling you why...

muliple personality disorder: we three queens disoriented are...

depression: silent anhedonia, all is flat, all is lonely...

dementia: i think i'll be home for christmas...

obsessive compulsive disorder: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock...(better start again) jingle bell...

2 Comments:

  • At 10:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Good Morning! I just popped in to take a look at your blog... I will definitely be back later (we have to head out to the groomer's just now). I love getting to read/hear your reflections on all things Christmas. Thinking of you on this rainy day...and sending you lots of love and good wishes!


    ~ the femme's anonymom

     
  • At 2:20 PM, Blogger tippingthevelvet said…

    yeahhhhhh!!!!

    thanks anonymom!!!! i hope you have a fab and restfull christmas... and i will see you for hanukah dinner!!

     

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